Classy as Fuck
Infatuation (Sjin + Nilesy fic, NSFW)

This is chapter 1 of my shipping of Nilesy/Sjin.  Not quite smut, but it’s sure leading up to it.  (Chapter 2 is where the real fun begins.  It’s almost done, and I am also contemplating a chapter 3, so LMK if anyone would be interested in more.)

 DISCLAIMER:  I have literally never written smutty fiction (or any fanfics really) before this one, so sorry if this is poorly edited anywhere, I’ve been perfecting it for days now and I knew if I didn’t just post it now I never would.  I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Kisses, 
The Smutlord xoxoxxx

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“Nilesy… are you staring at my ‘ranuim?”

Sjin’s playful words brought Nilesy back to reality. He was so lost in thought, Sjin had called him out for staring instead of mining. He swallowed and forced a grin back at his friend hoping the darkness of the cave would hide the blush that he felt lightly burning his cheeks.

“Maybe I was… maybe I wasn’t,” Nilesy replied teasingly, and he turned back to the solid stone in front of him. The truth was, every time Nilesy was close enough to Sjin lately, the mere scent of his mustached friend set his thoughts into a tailspin. He couldn’t help but indulge in the mental pictures of the things, or rather, the person, that he longed for. He was addicted to spending any time next to Sjin. So when the man stopped by Nilesy’s base to invite him to go in search of gold ore (apparently Sips had condensed what bars they had), the enamored Scot jumped at the chance.

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Sjips - Tender Feelings (SFW)

Tender Feelings
Sjips
SFW

Sips walked outside of his and his friends company, Sips_Co. and called to his overworked employee/
‘Sjin! Come inside, it’s getting late.’ Sjin looked up at his boss and best friend. ‘Okay..Thank you.’ He smiled and made his way inside.

Sjin sat down as Sips handed him his dinner, A steak, some bread, mushroom soup and a slice of cake for desert.
‘Your doing a good job.’ Sips looked over to his friend.
‘Oh, Th-Thanks.’ Sjin stuttered quietly and turned his head from Sips as his cheeks flashed pink. Sips saw this and smirked.

He stood up from his bed and walked behind Sjin, placing cold hands on his shoulders causing Sjin to shutter.
’S-Sips?’ He questioned shyly. Sips leaned forward and nipped lightly at Sjin’s nack.
‘I know you like me..’ He growled into his neck, Sjin gasped.
‘H-How?’ He questioned.
‘It’s easy to see.’ He left it at that as he bit lightly at Sjin’s neck again then licked and kissed the wounded skin.
’S-Sips..’ Sjin sighed quietly. Sips crushed his lips onto Sjin’s, thrusting his tongue into the others mouthtasting the taste of sweet cake on his lips. Sjin moaned gently into the kiss resting his hands on the others clothed chest as Sips gripped Sjin’s hair tightly, forcing him to stay in place. They broke the kiss when their lungs screamed for air, panting madly and feeling the heat of the others breath on their lips.

Sips sat down next to Sjin on his bed wrapping one arm around his shoulder holding him close. Sjin looked up at Sips with confusion and worry in his face.
‘What’s wrong?’ Sips spoke lighter than usual, wirh more care in his voice.
‘I-I didn’t think you’d ever like me..’ Sjin whispered.
‘Why would you think that?’ A slight glint of hurt flashed on Sips’ face.
‘Well, your always so rough with me, usually working me to death, i thought you only kept me here to do your dirty work.’
‘Of course not, i love you.’ Sips kissed Sjin lightly on the lips, he returned the kiss happily with a grin.
‘You big Dumb, dumb.’ Sips joked as the two snuggled on the bed.

Xephna - Dirty Little Science Nerd (NSFW)

Xephna
NSFW
Dirty Little Science Nerd

( This is my first NSFW Fanfiction and my second Yogscast fanfiction, please be nice ;u; I know it sucks ;A; )

Xephos and Lalna tumbled weakly through the door of their home collapsing back on Simon’s Extra, extra, extra, extra large bed which he explained to be a place for a couple of ‘lady friends’ to spend the night if they wanted.
‘I’m knackered!’ Xephos spoke breathlessly.
‘Me too..’ Lalna sighed and wiped some sweat off his forehead. Xephos turned to look at Lalna.
‘How long did Simon say he’d be away for again?’
‘About three weeks, fifteen days until he comes home.’
‘Ah, right.’ Xephos puffed and closed his eyes.

For a while there was nothing but silence and the sound of birds singing happily, Xephos and Lalna had ben working non-stop for almost two days on the jaffa factory, Simon had left on another ‘business trip’ and left his two employees alone to care for the factory themselves, they were doing fine until a creeper sneaked it’s way into the building, the two were upstairs in the lounge relaxing and talking over the days work that needed to be done, the creeper ended up exploding and blew up a lot of the main equipment, Lalna and Xephos had been working hard to get everything back up and running again and they finally did it.

They were ready for a days rest and Xephos was almost asleep when he felt a shift on Simon’s bed, next thing he knew he was pounced on and woken instantly. Xephos let out a scared yelp and his eyes shot open, above him was Lalna leaning over him with his hands placed firmly on both sides of Xephos trapping him in place, he had a wide smirk spread over his face and he licked his lips slowly, hungrily, a look of lust in his eyes.
‘L-Lalna?’ He squeaked as his cheeks flashed pink ‘Wh-what are you doing?’
‘Oh, nothing much, dear friend.’ Lalna spoke slowly, deeply. He rested a hand on Xephos’ cheek rubbing it gently with his thumb.
‘U-Uhm… I-’ He was cut off by Lalna smashing their lips together in a rough, breathless kiss, Xephos gasped and Lalna chuckled, easily sliding his tongue in and wrapping it around the others gaining a small moan from the other man below him. Lalna pulled back slowly, a string of saliva stretched from ones lips to the others, Xephos panted heavily, his face flustered and chest heaving
‘Mmm~’ Lalna groaned happily at the sight below him, licking his lips once again.

Lalna gripped onto his friends shirt, ripping it off of him like it was a single sheet of paper and tearing down his pants, the other whimpered at the sight of his friend staring at his body hungrily, shivering from the cold wind on his bare skin.  The man slid his hand down the others chest slowly making it’s way to Xephos’ erection, gripping tight and pumping it up and down
‘A-Ah!’ Xephos moaned, squeezing his eyes closed, Lalna kissed him again, this time more gently but still easily dominating over his shocked friend, slowing his movement, he crawled down and kissed the tip of the others throbbing erection. He took his friends member in his mouth and starting bobbing up and down rapidly, slipping his hands under Xephos and gripping his arse.
‘N-No! Wait! I-I’m gonna-!’ Xephos gasped and flung his head back as he shot his seed dep into his friends mouth, Lalna pulled away slowly and leaned back up to Xephos’ face, whispering in his ear.
‘Don’t rest yet, i’m not finished with you~.’ He growled lustfully and bit softly on his lover’s ear receiving another yelp. Lalna licked a finger and slowly made his way to the others entrance, slowly pushing in, he licked at Xephos’ neck and stretched the insides of his friend, enjoying the sound of Xephos’ quiet groans.
‘Ah, ahh, ah, h-hah..nnh.’ Slowly he eased a second finger inside and it didn’t take long for Xephos to start begging.
‘P-Please…L-Lalna..I need you…’ he groaned, it was all the encouragement Lalna needed. He quickly yanked his fingers out and lifted Xephos’ legs upwards, his knees touching his chest. He lined his aching erection up to his lovers entrance and pushed in slowly, filling the other and then waiting for him to get used to the feeling.
‘Ahh…F-fuck…’ Xephos panted.
‘Gladly..’ Lalna smirked and started pumping his hips making the other scream in pleasure. They rocked back and fourth harshly causing the bed to squeak with surprise.

Xephos couldn’t describe this feeling, up until now he never thought his friend liked him in this way and definitely didn’t think he himself was attracted to men, although he had always felt warm inside whenever Lalnar was by his side, he always thought it was just a kind of strong friendship thing but after seeing that look in his eyes his heart skipped a beat, his face reddened, he felt lost for words, everything went so fast, but he chose to forget about it and enjoy this feeling, he would work it out later.

A few more thrusts and Lalna would finish, he was close, he gripped his lovers erection once more and squeezed in time with his frantically moving hips, he panted heavily and exploded harshly inside Xephos, groaning happily at the feeling of relece, Xephos screamed and arched his back.
‘L-Lalna!’ He too cummed roughly. Lalna slowly eased out of Xephos and flopped down beside him, he looked over at his lover and smiled.
‘I hope that felt good.’ He mumbled softly.
‘Are you kidding? It felt…amazing.’ Xephos smiled sweetly, Lalna chuckled and wrapped his arms around the other.
‘That’s good.’ He gently stroked the mans hair. ‘I love you.’ He pecked on Xephos’ cheek gently.
‘I love you too.’ Xephos cuddled into Lalna’s chest happily and the two both dozed off into a peaceful slumber.

For Now (Sips/Sjin) (SFW)

Sjin walked by the cells of the Beaver Mafia bosses, giving one last look to the exhausted prisoners as they fell into fitful slumber after a long day of interrogation. Even with all the questioning, he and Sips were no closer to finding out the location of the boss. Sighing, Sjin dragged himself away from the cages, not wishing to be reminded of the total pointlessness of the day.

He walked back to the fort, smiling as he passed the familiar painting of Nicholas Cage on the wall. Climbing the ladder, he was greeted with a loud snore. The figure of Sips was laying idle across one half of the bed.

Sjin almost turned around to reside somewhere else for the night. But a sudden thought struck his brain that he couldn’t help but ponder upon.

The two friends often joked with each other, and much of that joking was somewhat homoerotic. But neither of them had ever taken that homoerotic behavior seriously. Sjin, however, found himself reflecting upon those occurrences a bit too often to pass it off as just joking on his part.

After thinking for a bit, Sjin turned back and walked towards the wide bed. He carefully edged himself next to the other the other man, careful not to disturb him. His pulse quickened as he felt Sips stir briefly, only to fall back into his rhythmic snoring.

Sjin tried to think of an excuse for if Sips awoke and questioned him. The bearded man decided that he would simply say he was too exhausted to climb back down the ladder or even care that he was sleeping in the same bed as his friend. But those thoughts were quickly whisked out of his head as he heard Sips begin to murmur in his sleep.

“Hey, pal…”

Sjin’s breath caught in his chest as he began to open his mouth to spurt out his excuse.

“Finish up… with the boss people… so we can go to bed…”

The still-awake man clamped his mouth shut again. Sips was simply sleeptalking, he still didn’t know that his friend was right next to him.

Sjin tried to ignore Sips’s muffled ramblings, until he heard something that made his eyes shoot open.

“ Sssjin, you’re beautiful, maann…”

There was no way he said that. He was simply hearing thi-

“Mmm… Sjin, come closer…”

Sjin gasped softly. He carefully lifted himself from the mattress, even more careful this time to not disturb the paler man. He silently climbed back down the ladder, then walked out to the steps leading down into the ground. Sjin sat, resting his head in his hands and thinking. However, it wasn’t long before he collapsed onto the stair and slept, too.

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Sjin awoke early the next morning. He looked around, and could not locate Sips, which probably meant he was still in bed. He thought back on what Sips was saying. On one hand, Sjin could just forget the whole incident. He could pass it off in his mind as Sips repeating some of their homoerotic jokes.

But he knew he couldn’t. He couldn’t just think of it as brand Sips silliness. If Sips was thinking about that… nay, fantasizing about that on a subconscious level, it was more than harmless reflection on previous behavior. It was most likely some hidden feelings, or some other buried romantic fluff.

Sjin stretched, flinching at the soreness that sleeping  on the stairs outside had caused. Only then did he notice that Sips was looking at him from the doorway of their main residence.

“Y’alright, bro? You look like you just spent a night sleeping on the- oh wait.

Sjin chuckled. “Yeah, I’ll be fine. Say, maybe it’s time we use those torture tactics on that stupid furnace.”

Sips smiled. “Yeah, that stubborn little guy’ll won’t be so tough once he’s got a mouthful of lava.” He turned towards  the house again, going to the chest to look for a bucket of lava.

Sjin watched him walk away. Maybe I will let it go. For now.

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