Classy as Fuck
An Apology (A Short)

alkolto:

Pairing: TotalCox

Rating: SFW

Synopsis: Jesse tells John his long overdue apology.

This is probably the angstiest you’re going to get from me.

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Hold me close. SFW part one.

kitsune45:

not prof read so sorry for any error’s. Maybe a part two but I’m not sure what to do with this.

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Love me for me SFW

kitsune45:

Thank you to cheese for letting me us her idea! I hope you like this fic sorry for any error’s. Is a Zoey Rythian fic. Was nice to have a little change.

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A Miracle (Fluffy SFW) Zoethian

blackkat20:

Fluffy Zothian fic that I wrote durning my denetion today, don’t ask how I got it but I wrote this durning then add revised tonight.

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Teep is a little dull. NSFW

kitsune45:

This is a Zoeya Rythian fic. A 100% NSFW. Done over Skype and edit a little.

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A little show

spooklordstrider:

Just something little for you :)

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(nsfw under the cut)
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spooklordstrider:

Zoethian aka my otp for the rest of m y l i f e

gosh this paring is way to fun to write oops

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spooklordstrider:

whOOPS turns out Zoethian is suPER FUN TO WRITE???

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50 Days Later - Sjips

hallowlorddarkness:

Here you go Tryna! That Sjips you asked for! Warning : It’s sad

I have Martyn stuck in my head OMFG.

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Preview to my new Sjips fanfiction, “Fix You”

ruby-has-fallen-under:

This is just a preview, it isn’t finished yet. So yeah, feels, probably. SFW.

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Sjips/Xephin/Honeyphos: Borrowed

myranium:

This fic’s a right mixed bag; there’s a little Sjips, a bit of Xephin, and some Honeyphos. Even a tinsy bit of Laldew fluff. All in separate scenes - it’s not a giant orgy (although there’s an idea…!). Just over 3400 words. No actual smut, but NSFW, I think. (TW: violence, a little blood.)

I’m not really happy with this one to be honest, it’s more of a WIP, but I’ve been fiddling with it for a few days and getting nowhere. I’d very much appreciate some suggestions in my ask box; anything from a plot twist to a typo that I’ve missed is welcome. (I’m in the middle of a busy fortnight though, so give me time!) 

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Survival (part 1) (Lyphos fanfic)

earthdeep:

Happy 300th post everyone!  Or just me, maybe it’s just me at this party.  Decided to actually care about this little milestone with another bit of lyphos that I’ve been working on while I’ve been ill.  Blimey this tooka a while to get down.  Alarmingly I think it might be creeping up to a new OTP on my list, ‘cause I’m finding it much easier to write than any other pairing.  So that’s always great.  But anyway, that’s plenty of ranting for this part.

Rating: SFW (for now…)

Pairings: Lyphos (duurrrr)

Futurefic; the war is but a prominent memory.

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Infatuation (Sjin + Nilesy fic, NSFW)

This is chapter 1 of my shipping of Nilesy/Sjin.  Not quite smut, but it’s sure leading up to it.  (Chapter 2 is where the real fun begins.  It’s almost done, and I am also contemplating a chapter 3, so LMK if anyone would be interested in more.)

 DISCLAIMER:  I have literally never written smutty fiction (or any fanfics really) before this one, so sorry if this is poorly edited anywhere, I’ve been perfecting it for days now and I knew if I didn’t just post it now I never would.  I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Kisses, 
The Smutlord xoxoxxx

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“Nilesy… are you staring at my ‘ranuim?”

Sjin’s playful words brought Nilesy back to reality. He was so lost in thought, Sjin had called him out for staring instead of mining. He swallowed and forced a grin back at his friend hoping the darkness of the cave would hide the blush that he felt lightly burning his cheeks.

“Maybe I was… maybe I wasn’t,” Nilesy replied teasingly, and he turned back to the solid stone in front of him. The truth was, every time Nilesy was close enough to Sjin lately, the mere scent of his mustached friend set his thoughts into a tailspin. He couldn’t help but indulge in the mental pictures of the things, or rather, the person, that he longed for. He was addicted to spending any time next to Sjin. So when the man stopped by Nilesy’s base to invite him to go in search of gold ore (apparently Sips had condensed what bars they had), the enamored Scot jumped at the chance.

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Sjips - Tender Feelings (SFW)

Tender Feelings
Sjips
SFW

Sips walked outside of his and his friends company, Sips_Co. and called to his overworked employee/
‘Sjin! Come inside, it’s getting late.’ Sjin looked up at his boss and best friend. ‘Okay..Thank you.’ He smiled and made his way inside.

Sjin sat down as Sips handed him his dinner, A steak, some bread, mushroom soup and a slice of cake for desert.
‘Your doing a good job.’ Sips looked over to his friend.
‘Oh, Th-Thanks.’ Sjin stuttered quietly and turned his head from Sips as his cheeks flashed pink. Sips saw this and smirked.

He stood up from his bed and walked behind Sjin, placing cold hands on his shoulders causing Sjin to shutter.
’S-Sips?’ He questioned shyly. Sips leaned forward and nipped lightly at Sjin’s nack.
‘I know you like me..’ He growled into his neck, Sjin gasped.
‘H-How?’ He questioned.
‘It’s easy to see.’ He left it at that as he bit lightly at Sjin’s neck again then licked and kissed the wounded skin.
’S-Sips..’ Sjin sighed quietly. Sips crushed his lips onto Sjin’s, thrusting his tongue into the others mouthtasting the taste of sweet cake on his lips. Sjin moaned gently into the kiss resting his hands on the others clothed chest as Sips gripped Sjin’s hair tightly, forcing him to stay in place. They broke the kiss when their lungs screamed for air, panting madly and feeling the heat of the others breath on their lips.

Sips sat down next to Sjin on his bed wrapping one arm around his shoulder holding him close. Sjin looked up at Sips with confusion and worry in his face.
‘What’s wrong?’ Sips spoke lighter than usual, wirh more care in his voice.
‘I-I didn’t think you’d ever like me..’ Sjin whispered.
‘Why would you think that?’ A slight glint of hurt flashed on Sips’ face.
‘Well, your always so rough with me, usually working me to death, i thought you only kept me here to do your dirty work.’
‘Of course not, i love you.’ Sips kissed Sjin lightly on the lips, he returned the kiss happily with a grin.
‘You big Dumb, dumb.’ Sips joked as the two snuggled on the bed.

Xephna - Dirty Little Science Nerd (NSFW)

Xephna
NSFW
Dirty Little Science Nerd

( This is my first NSFW Fanfiction and my second Yogscast fanfiction, please be nice ;u; I know it sucks ;A; )

Xephos and Lalna tumbled weakly through the door of their home collapsing back on Simon’s Extra, extra, extra, extra large bed which he explained to be a place for a couple of ‘lady friends’ to spend the night if they wanted.
‘I’m knackered!’ Xephos spoke breathlessly.
‘Me too..’ Lalna sighed and wiped some sweat off his forehead. Xephos turned to look at Lalna.
‘How long did Simon say he’d be away for again?’
‘About three weeks, fifteen days until he comes home.’
‘Ah, right.’ Xephos puffed and closed his eyes.

For a while there was nothing but silence and the sound of birds singing happily, Xephos and Lalna had ben working non-stop for almost two days on the jaffa factory, Simon had left on another ‘business trip’ and left his two employees alone to care for the factory themselves, they were doing fine until a creeper sneaked it’s way into the building, the two were upstairs in the lounge relaxing and talking over the days work that needed to be done, the creeper ended up exploding and blew up a lot of the main equipment, Lalna and Xephos had been working hard to get everything back up and running again and they finally did it.

They were ready for a days rest and Xephos was almost asleep when he felt a shift on Simon’s bed, next thing he knew he was pounced on and woken instantly. Xephos let out a scared yelp and his eyes shot open, above him was Lalna leaning over him with his hands placed firmly on both sides of Xephos trapping him in place, he had a wide smirk spread over his face and he licked his lips slowly, hungrily, a look of lust in his eyes.
‘L-Lalna?’ He squeaked as his cheeks flashed pink ‘Wh-what are you doing?’
‘Oh, nothing much, dear friend.’ Lalna spoke slowly, deeply. He rested a hand on Xephos’ cheek rubbing it gently with his thumb.
‘U-Uhm… I-’ He was cut off by Lalna smashing their lips together in a rough, breathless kiss, Xephos gasped and Lalna chuckled, easily sliding his tongue in and wrapping it around the others gaining a small moan from the other man below him. Lalna pulled back slowly, a string of saliva stretched from ones lips to the others, Xephos panted heavily, his face flustered and chest heaving
‘Mmm~’ Lalna groaned happily at the sight below him, licking his lips once again.

Lalna gripped onto his friends shirt, ripping it off of him like it was a single sheet of paper and tearing down his pants, the other whimpered at the sight of his friend staring at his body hungrily, shivering from the cold wind on his bare skin.  The man slid his hand down the others chest slowly making it’s way to Xephos’ erection, gripping tight and pumping it up and down
‘A-Ah!’ Xephos moaned, squeezing his eyes closed, Lalna kissed him again, this time more gently but still easily dominating over his shocked friend, slowing his movement, he crawled down and kissed the tip of the others throbbing erection. He took his friends member in his mouth and starting bobbing up and down rapidly, slipping his hands under Xephos and gripping his arse.
‘N-No! Wait! I-I’m gonna-!’ Xephos gasped and flung his head back as he shot his seed dep into his friends mouth, Lalna pulled away slowly and leaned back up to Xephos’ face, whispering in his ear.
‘Don’t rest yet, i’m not finished with you~.’ He growled lustfully and bit softly on his lover’s ear receiving another yelp. Lalna licked a finger and slowly made his way to the others entrance, slowly pushing in, he licked at Xephos’ neck and stretched the insides of his friend, enjoying the sound of Xephos’ quiet groans.
‘Ah, ahh, ah, h-hah..nnh.’ Slowly he eased a second finger inside and it didn’t take long for Xephos to start begging.
‘P-Please…L-Lalna..I need you…’ he groaned, it was all the encouragement Lalna needed. He quickly yanked his fingers out and lifted Xephos’ legs upwards, his knees touching his chest. He lined his aching erection up to his lovers entrance and pushed in slowly, filling the other and then waiting for him to get used to the feeling.
‘Ahh…F-fuck…’ Xephos panted.
‘Gladly..’ Lalna smirked and started pumping his hips making the other scream in pleasure. They rocked back and fourth harshly causing the bed to squeak with surprise.

Xephos couldn’t describe this feeling, up until now he never thought his friend liked him in this way and definitely didn’t think he himself was attracted to men, although he had always felt warm inside whenever Lalnar was by his side, he always thought it was just a kind of strong friendship thing but after seeing that look in his eyes his heart skipped a beat, his face reddened, he felt lost for words, everything went so fast, but he chose to forget about it and enjoy this feeling, he would work it out later.

A few more thrusts and Lalna would finish, he was close, he gripped his lovers erection once more and squeezed in time with his frantically moving hips, he panted heavily and exploded harshly inside Xephos, groaning happily at the feeling of relece, Xephos screamed and arched his back.
‘L-Lalna!’ He too cummed roughly. Lalna slowly eased out of Xephos and flopped down beside him, he looked over at his lover and smiled.
‘I hope that felt good.’ He mumbled softly.
‘Are you kidding? It felt…amazing.’ Xephos smiled sweetly, Lalna chuckled and wrapped his arms around the other.
‘That’s good.’ He gently stroked the mans hair. ‘I love you.’ He pecked on Xephos’ cheek gently.
‘I love you too.’ Xephos cuddled into Lalna’s chest happily and the two both dozed off into a peaceful slumber.