Classy as Fuck
Apparently Sips posted a picture of Lewis of his Tumb1r, have you seen this?
Anonymous

Do you guys even read this blog before you post these comments or think before you send anything?

The Crew has 25 members and we a pretty active network and we follow everything and everyone around the web and get all the information first. No thanks to anybody outside the Crew.

We are hardcore fangirls and fanboys most of the time. No need to ask us if we know something because, trust us, we know. Everything.

Have you seen the pic of Leiws Spis posted on his tumblr?
Anonymous

Who is Spis and Leiws?

Anything for those who love the co-dependent girls?
Anonymous

Right now, sadly no. Maybe that will change in the future if someone draws or writes stuff about them. Maybe.

~ Captain ♥

Woah! Where did that gif of Simon and Lewis come from?!
Anonymous
just wondering, Is there any totalcest here? or is that like on another tumblr? :3
Anonymous

Totalcest is here. Under the totalcest tags: http://captainclassyasfuck.tumblr.com/tagged/totalcest

Evil Xephos

So week ago all the Xephoscest and Xephraphel drawings was taken down from this blog. Actually everything related to Evil Xephos was taken down. Everything. Because I started to get complains that this is a blog about YouTubers shippings and not some character of the Captain’s crazy mind. I kind started to agree on this slowly. It’s not my porn blog anymore and I guess posting my own character here doesn’t make sense and he’s the only thing I’m currently interested to draw. I know people don’t come here to watch my little bad boy been all naughty so I moved everything to his own separated Tumblr. There I will from now own post all my drawings, writings, fan art and fan fics related to him. Porn and non porn ones.
And because of that, don’t except lots of drawings from me here since I’m busy drawing comics and writing fics related to Evil Xephos and running the askevilxephos.tumblr.com as well. I try to keep all the TotalCox and what-so-ever reblogged here or get my lazy Crew to do it for me.

Anyways, go to evilxephos.tumblr.com for all things Evil Xephos. All the porn is all ready there if you missed that. ;)

I will see you guys there.

~ Captain ♥

Is that a picture of simon's ass wearing a top hat and monocle?
Anonymous

No. It’s Honeydew’s ass with a top hat and a monocle. o__q

~ Captain ♥

I'm not actually asking something, i just wanted to apologize for asking about TotalCest. I didn't mean for it to be a request i was just curious if there would be any more. It was wrong of me and i apologize.
Anonymous

I should be the one apologizing. Shouldn’t sound so rude.
We get lots of these messages everyday, but most of the them I just delete and don’t bother answering but your message just hit the wrong time I guess. Nothing personal. Just got little bit tired of seeing all the anons asking for things. u_u
Sorry dear follower. Didn’t mean to be so rude.

~ Captain ♥

I'm not seeing anymore fan fictions-why? <3 Anon
Anonymous

Excuse me what?

http://captainclassyasfuck.tumblr.com/tagged/fanfic

There they all are, like always.

*confused*

~ Captain ♥

So, uh, has anyone ever shipped Husky and TB? (I was reading TB's TV Tropes page, and the 'Beserk Button' section got me wondering.)
Anonymous

We ship pretty much everyone. Just haven’t got the time to do any fics or fan art of all the ships we have ;)

~ Captain ♥

Please more TotalCest? :3 <3
Anonymous

Okay. Here’s the deal. We don’t take requests. We write and draw whatever we want and whenever we feel like. Got it? :T

So stop sending us these messages. They will be deleted from now on.

~ Captain ♥

Can we get more SipSjin, they've got an adorable bromance!
Anonymous

I agree. We need more. Some needs to get on with this but I’m too busy with Evil Xephos (like always).

~ Captain ♥

Were has the Xephos cest and Israphel Xephos gone?
Anonymous

Gone to a different Tumblr. I will make a post about that later in the weekend and explain it.

~ Captain ♥

Hello there! I was just wondering, what is the deal with the cheesecakes? Is it a reference to Simon's cheesecake surprise, or..?
Anonymous

http://captainclassyasfuck.tumblr.com/post/18315373582

Sit back, relax, read this and enjoy the cheesecake. ;)

~ Captain ♥

So how did you guys realise you all have an interest in porn about web commentors? Did you randomly go I will mail this person unusual porn... and hope for the best? ((From ArtemisProse in the forums,))
Anonymous

One thing I wanna make clear. We don’t send our stuff to anyone really. It’s other people outside the Crew that sometimes send these pictures on Twitter and Facebook to people like Jesse Cox. We don’t like that to be honest, but there’s nothing we can do about it.

And everything is to blame me, the Captain really. I like drawing men and practice anatomy. And drawing gay porn is a good way to practice those. I ended up drawing my favourite characters from SoI having some rainbow filled gay sex and later I got inspirited by a one certain fanfic and I drew TotalCox then because why not. And people around me just got interested and jumped the bandwagon then. And that’s the short version of how it all started really. :)
So basically the Crew started because I started to post my slash fan art on Tumblr and everyone has been following my lead since beginning of this year and doing the same. :)

Hopefully that answered your question in some way. ^^

~ Captain ♥